The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed - Unisex t-shirt

Are you tired of life's unexpected curveballs? Well, we've got the perfect shirt for you! Presenting our bold and hilarious "The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed" tee! 🚀

Crafted from premium cotton, this tee guarantees comfort as you navigate through the unpredictability of life. With a statement that's sure to turn heads and spark conversations, you'll be the life of the party, the talk of the town, and the envy of all your friends!

Our "Consequence Unlubed" tee is not just a shirt, it's a lifestyle statement. Perfect for those who appreciate humor with a dash of truth. Whether you're out for a casual stroll, hitting the gym, or just lounging at home contemplating the mysteries of the universe, this tee is your perfect companion.

So, why wait? Grab yours now and let the world know that you're ready to tackle life's challenges, even if the consequences aren't lubed! Order now and join the fun-loving crew of consequence conquerors! 🎉

Remember, life is too short for boring shirts. Add a touch of humor to your wardrobe today with our "Consequence Unlubed" tee!

Shirt details:

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.